Posts Tagged ‘Tuesday silly’

Tuesday Silly: A door with an identity crisis

Tuesday, September 25th, 2012

The text says do not enter, but the symbol indicates otherwise.

Firefox’s dictionary doesn’t include the word “phasers”

Tuesday, July 31st, 2012
Firefox marked "phasers" as misspelled.

What kind of nerd lets their product ship with such a glaring omission?

Work attire

Tuesday, July 24th, 2012
In an e-mail, a co-worker indicates that we will soon have clients visiting the office. I reply that I will wear my Star Fleet uniform and set phasers to stun.

I don't remember if I actually sent this or not.

An Unfortunate Caption

Tuesday, July 17th, 2012

The juxtaposition of this image and caption cracked me up:
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Silly spam

Tuesday, February 14th, 2012

I’ve currently got 3 spam messages in my Yahoo spam box, and they’ve all got pretty hilarious senders:

Senders include ErectGrow™, FBI Director Robert Mueller II! and FROM CAPTAIN ANTHONY, AMERICAN SOLDIER

In order to be taken seriously, I always include my profession and extraneous punctuation after my name: KJ COOP! AMERICAN PROGRAMMER™

I also how I could the first one indicates the upper limit as 3+. So, 4?

Similar to My Little Pony

Thursday, February 2nd, 2012

After hearing many good things about the latest My Little Pony incarnation, Friendship is Magic, I looked it up on Netflix. It offered some unexpected similar titles: Suggestions shown are The Border and Charlie Jade

Tuesday silly: “Manhood items”

Tuesday, December 6th, 2011

I was looking up this book (which I have not read so cannot endorse one way or the other) when I found the following ad on Amazon:

"Huge selection of Manhood items"

An unfortunate computer-generated ad.

I’m not sure what “Manhood items” are, but it made me giggle.

Tuesday silly: The Bad Thing in Yosemite

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

The big store in Yosemite Valley has a sign showcasing their commitment to various food standards.
Yosemite market offers organic foods

Unfortunately, it is guilty of The Bad Thing:

"NO CHEMICALS". Yeah right.

NO CHEMICALS

Tuesday silly: Dressing vs Stuffin’

Tuesday, November 8th, 2011

Dressing; Stuffin'
I saw this in Yosemite. I’m not sure why one has the final ‘g’, but the other just has an apostrophe.