I’ve currently got 3 spam messages in my Yahoo spam box, and they’ve all got pretty hilarious senders:
In order to be taken seriously, I always include my profession and extraneous punctuation after my name: KJ COOP! AMERICAN PROGRAMMER™
I also how I could the first one indicates the upper limit as 3+. So, 4?
After hearing many good things about the latest My Little Pony incarnation, Friendship is Magic, I looked it up on Netflix. It offered some unexpected similar titles: 
I was looking up this book (which I have not read so cannot endorse one way or the other) when I found the following ad on Amazon:
An unfortunate computer-generated ad.
I’m not sure what “Manhood items” are, but it made me giggle.
The big store in Yosemite Valley has a sign showcasing their commitment to various food standards.
Unfortunately, it is guilty of The Bad Thing:
NO CHEMICALS
I saw this in Yosemite. I’m not sure why one has the final ‘g’, but the other just has an apostrophe.
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