- He's house-trained: He won't pee on the carpet!
- He's had all his shots
- Always eats his vegetables
- In the wise words or Rory Dowd:
"Brad Green is sexy(in a dorky way)"
"He needs a woman."
- Probably won't sleep with your best friend
- Brushes his teeth at least twice a day
- Equal opportunity: He won't discriminate based on age or appearance
- According to Ryan LaPlant:
"he's SO GOODAMN SEXY!"
- Guarenteed to be be better than your mom!
- No messy cleanup
- Pleasant aftertaste
- No known diseases
- Nothin' says lovin' like Brad Green
- He plays basball, so you know he's good with his bat and balls
- Available in several different flavors
- Fresh new scent
- "In Europe, pooping in your pants is all the rage."
Get to know Brad better with this exclusive! interview with Brad!
"Give me sex. I want some sex. I don't want to have to work for it, I just want sex"