Reasons why you should have sex with Brad Green:

  • He's house-trained: He won't pee on the carpet!
  • He's had all his shots
  • Always eats his vegetables
  • In the wise words or Rory Dowd:
    "Brad Green is sexy(in a dorky way)"
    "He needs a woman."
  • Probably won't sleep with your best friend
  • Brushes his teeth at least twice a day
  • Equal opportunity: He won't discriminate based on age or appearance
  • According to Ryan LaPlant:
    "he's SO GOODAMN SEXY!"
  • Guarenteed to be be better than your mom!
  • No messy cleanup
  • Pleasant aftertaste
  • No known diseases
  • Nothin' says lovin' like Brad Green
  • He plays basball, so you know he's good with his bat and balls
  • Available in several different flavors
  • Fresh new scent
  • "In Europe, pooping in your pants is all the rage."

Get to know Brad better with this exclusive! interview with Brad!

Brad Green

"Give me sex. I want some sex. I don't want to have to work for it, I just want sex"