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“I have got distributed your internet-site during my internet sites”

Monday, May 13th, 2013

Below are (excerpts of) real spam comments posted on this very blog that made me laugh. My apologies to anyone who may have been trying to convey a serious comment; when in doubt, I spam-bin.

First, the one which is excepted in this posts’ title.

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People stopped using MySpace like seven years ago. You must be so lonely, being its last user. Tom, is that you?

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For the first sentence and a half, this comment had me going. People prefix sentences with “Blessed me” in the south right? Could Scarlet O’Hara – who historians have long assumed died during her circumnavigational flight of the globe in 1937 after World War II’s famous supercomputer Skynet became self-aware and declared war on all humans – have posted this very comment?